Well done Rudo! Your understanding of the platform and sense of humor created an exceptional satire. Now, please feel free to copy the link of this story my new bulletin to inform my readers on the current status. https://medium.com/illumination/the-myth-of-non-pp-readers-where-are-they-hiding-143e925b56d9

By the way your great story might be removed from the paywall if you have it there as the title sounds Meta. So you are risking a few cents in this instance but who cares as you maybe famous soon and start signing humor books 😊