This is a witty and hilarious piece Mike but I am also concerned that a public social media like this cannot even understand a nuance in a Medium story. Twitter is full of junk and they block a humorous story anyone can enjoy. Thank you for writing this story. I hope Medium algorithm's does not ban Dr Mokotoff's story for this humorous content. I am really concerned that his story might be censored. I will look after it like my baby 😊