I missed your juicy stories for a while, but I am glad to have found them again. You kept it succinct while covering the nuances with sharp wit, giving me a few chuckles. This is what I call talent in high-quality storytelling. You also delivered the story title with an excellent CTA in uppercase. If you want to be as blissfully happy as I am—for absolutely no reason—just keep your expectations lower than Medium's payment to good writers, like 1 cent per story 😊