Hi, thank you for your valuable feedback. I am sorry my new style story disappointed you. I have written hundreds of serious articles about longevity. This was the first humor story to satisfy the needs of my new readers. For example I documented my personal journey which has concrete things.
You may find many more stories like this including my studies on centunarians on my pulication EUPHORIA on Medium
https://medium.com/sensible-biohacking-transhumanism
I wish you the best in your health and wellness journey.